Freezing My Bollox Off In Brighton!


Wow how time flies! I usually update my blog an a daily basis but it seems as though I've been a right lazy boy of late! To be honest I've been making a big push on my diet and exercise and work on my blog has taken a bit of a back seat.

The trading has been a mixture of good, fair and a waste of time. To be honest this is probably the leanest time of the year due to the lack of racing made even skinnier by cancellations due to the weather, so it's largely a case of patience and take what you can  ...



26/12

+£238.45.



27/12

+£100.59.



28/12

+£203.55.



29/12

+£104.87.




Ramsgate

We embarked on our normal New Year excursion to Ramsgate and this year we smashed it to pieces on the alcohol consumption front!




This year we spent three days by the coast and as usual most of our time was spent in The Belgian Cafe where I slurped down as many Hoegaardens as is humanly possible.






The weather actually wasn't too bad at all and once again we had a cracking time. Although we drunk quite a bit we didn't stay out extra late on most nights as we didn't want to get too mangled and all-in-all it was a great policy as we had 5 or 6 great sessions over the 3 days.





OK, so it wasn't exactly T-shirt weather and I did get some strange looks as I stood proudly outside The Belgian Cafe but it certainly freshened the body and head ..... leading to the ability to drink even more!




And after the first 2 days of our food and beer assault I was weighing-in at a fatty arse 95.3kg!!







02/01

+£41.21.



03/01

+£66.37.



04/01

+£2.45.



05/01

+£21.07.



06/01

+£159.36.



07/01

+£32.06.



08/01

+£75.81.



09/01

+£242.05. Today was slightly frustrating to say the least. As they lined-up for one of the Irish races I noticed that Peter From Paris looked as though it was about to get an easy lead. At that point I recalled that I was sure that this horse had won me over £1k in a race maybe 2 years ago (see 20/10)

Anyway Peter strides out, I back it and it's bowling along nicely in front. As the race progresses my green starts to look nice, then very nice and then damn good. I stood to win over £7k on Peter who still led turning from home so I held my position in anticipation of a bumper payday. This time around poor old Peter runs out of energy with a couple to jump, still looking to hold every chance, and I lose £20+ on the race. When I look at the Geeks Ladder I could have greened for just over £1K!!! Aggghh I was not too pleased! What a fucking greedy nobber!



10/01

+£872.49. I was still cursing yesterdays missed opportunity when I dragged myself out of bed. Sunday's don't usually yield much so I nick what I can but I had a nice surprise in one of the Irish races where someone layed me the wrong odds and I managed to nick a few quid! Kinda made up for yesterdays missed oppo.



11/01

+£117.31.



12/01

+£46.03.



13/01

+£149.85.



14/01

+£67.01. I knew that we were heading off to the coast for the weekend so it was just a case of nicking what I could that could be spent on alcoholic refreshment.



15/01

+£111.98. My diet and training have been top notch and I've already managed to lose 5.4 kg since the start of the year!







Brighton

So we're just back from a couple of day down in Brighton (birthday treat from the missus) and we had a right cracking time. We did our usual tour of the local boozers (and there's literally dozens to choose from) but we didn't go too mad. We had an early start on Saturday and unfortunately the Wetherspoons was the only boozer that opened early enough!





After having a livener in there we marched down the side streets and ended up slurping a couple of pints of Caledonian Three Hop in The White Rabbit.




The early morning beers were then  followed by the most delicious burger that I have ever tasted from a place called Burger Brothers.




In the evening we hit the town again and stumbled across a wit beer named Camden Wit in The Royal Sovereign.




Here I am on my third pint and looking a bit red in the face! In my opinion it might even rival Hoegaarden as my favourite tipple! It was great to sit in a really nice boozer with an open fire going with a cracking pint of lager.


On the way back to the B&B we stopped in for a quick Guinness in The Fiddlers Elbow.




We were up at the crack on Sunday and had a livener in The Pump House. We then decided to stroll along the front and into Kemptown as it seemed a good idea at the time.



Fuck me it was bitter and it felt as though my lugholes were blocks of ice! We stumbled up the steep stairs from the promenade and into the high street, trying to take our time as we were a bit early for The Barley Mow (opening time 12:00) and my first pint of Hoegaarden. This is the place where I sampled my first ever pint of Hoegaarden, a few years back, and last week I contacted them via Facebook to make sure that it was still being served, to which they replied 'yes'. Well I was absolutely bursting for a piss and luckily The Golden Cannon was already open so we popped in for a quick one.




The place is decorated with dozens of pictures of racehorses, jockeys and trainers etc and I think that the guv'nor owns a horse or 2, although I never got to ask him about it. It filled-up quite quickly with regulars and it seems like a cracking boozer with a very pleasant and efficient barmaid as well! We then scooted down to The Barley Mow, I order a pint of Hoegaarden to which the young barmaid replies 'we don't have any!!!'. I couldn't fucking believe it! I asked if they had any other wheat beer to which she replied 'no', so we fucked off down the road to The Hand in Hand for a pint of Hacker Schorr.





The weather was slightly milder in the evening so we strolled along the front again, this time past The Grand and setup camp in front of the fire in The Royal Sovereign again and slurped more Camden Wit ... oh joy! A fantastic couple of days down in a very chilly Brighton!








18/01

+£49.01. Only the two meetings today so any profit was welcome.



19/01

-£51.65. The obligatory losing day where once again we only had the two meetings.



20/01

+£197.64. Four meetings today so a better chance of making some cash.



21/01

+£210.06. I was in a nice groove today and felt happy throughout the day.



22/01

+£180.85. Another steady day of trading today.



23/01

+£195.91. Yet another steady day of trading with my profits bossted by wins on the footy and dogs!





24/01

+£20.72. Sunday & only 2 meetings = small profit!



25//01

+£114.68. 18 trades and only one small loss, so not too bad for a Monday.



26/01

+£94.65. Another steady day.



27/01

+£431.68. I had a cracking start today and then settled down for some steady trading to boost the profits.





28/01

-£78.82. Not such a cracking day today! I dropped over £100 in one race on 2 bad trades in the win market followed by a lousy bet in the place market doh!



29/01

+£281.23. Plenty of racing with no spectacular wins or losses added up nicely at the end of the day.




30/01

+£200.19.



31/01

+£221.25












New Year on the Coast


We've booked a few days down on the coast over the New Year period and to be honest I can't wait. The thought of dossing about in various boozers seems like a good idea right now!






14/12

+£92.25. If I could replicate today's results, every day, and win 3 times as much then I'd be happy!






15/12

+£40.10. The racing was SO dire today that I only managed to trade 11 races!





However, there was some fun to be had watching Caan in meltdown mode (see above). He definitely shot from the hip and didn't hold back!



16/12

-£66.87. I was sitting on a cracking trade early doors until the poor fucker pulled up after jumping the second hurdle doh!

'Led until went wrong landing over 2nd and quickly pulled up, fatally injured (op 6/1)'
 


Luckily Caan was at hand with a follow-up video and this time he wasn't taking any prisoners! Geoff Banks got both barrels from the 'Berry Bazooka' and it certainly gave me a chuckle! 





17/12

+£200.97. One good early trade and then settled down to nick a few quid here and there to get me just past the £200 barrier!



18/12

+£76.05. A few beer tokens ...


Is it possible to move to Betdaq ...





19/12

+£265.15. I had 15 trades today and only 1 loss, and one nice win, so happy days!



20/12

+£18.00. Ho hum Sunday pants ...



21/12

+£44.91. Slim pickings ...


22/12

Once again I got nobbled at the start when my selection decided to turn sharp left as the tape went up! All of the others made their merry way off into the fucking distance! That's about the fourth time now that my horse has decided to take another route at the start, taking my £100 with it! Happy fucking Xmas!






Nearly There!


Yep only a few days to go until the shortest day of the year and then we head towards Summer! With all this global warming there's no doubt that we'll all be basking in 90+ degree temperatures from May onwards!






02/12

-£15.71.  As mentioned previously it can be hard to keep motivated during the winter months. The weather is grey, cold and shite, and the racing is threadbare and also crap. IR liquidity also seems to take a nosedive which means that trying to make a few quid becomes harder and harder. Bah humbug!





03/12

+£52.85. I had a poorish start and then nicked a few quid back here and there ...



04/12

+£45.11. Another day where it was a struggle to get any decent numbers on the board ...





05/12

+£12.80.  Oh dear!



06/12

+£68.28. Making it past the £50 barrier seems to be a big achievement these days!



07/12

+£39.57.  See above, doh!



08/12

+£56.50.  A run of days like this really starts to get on your tits!



09/12

+£43.33. I seem to be stuck in and endles run of wanky results ...





10/12

+£261.92. Felt as though I'd won the fucking lottery today!





11/12

+£69.56. Back to the drawing board!



12/12

-£1.91. I made a schoolboy error in the 17:45 and set fire to £80. The favourite was withdrawn at the start so I had a crafty few quid on the second fav as the stalls opened. Unfortunately this was the one time when the suspend monkey at Wolves was a bit slow and I managed to back the fucker before the market went in-running and therefore my back bet was subject to a 30% reduction factor. I put my lay bet in way too early and got nobbled when the fucker hosed up ... oh happy days! Thank fuck I won £1.37 on the boxing!






13/12

I've only myself to blame really for my recent poor run of results ...






I haven't watched any replays or made any notes for some months now and to be honest that usually gives me a much bigger 'edge' when deciding how to approach any race. Must do better!



14/12



15/12








Zzzzzzzzzz ........



Well I haven't updated my blog for a few days and that's becuase fuck all has happened!




The amount of races per day takes a real nosedive around this time of year and sometimes it feels as though the day is over before it's even started.  However, in less than 3 weeks time we start heading into the Summer and more of this ...





I had a lazy week and didn't do any training, yoga or pilates and then I picked up a cold which has scuppered my fitness regime.




22/11

+£170.47. Not that many trades today but managed 3 nice wins alongside one qually sized loss.





23/11

+£0.00. Today was one of the weirdest days that I have experienced recently as I tried but couldn't get a fucking single IR bet matched!





24/11

+£10.35. Not one of my better efforts!







25/11

-£60.22. A bag of shite day with one big loss knocking out my small profit!





26/11

+£125.66. A mixed bag of results today, but I seemed to improve as the day progressed.






27/11

+£241.54. A much better day today and for once I actually won a few quid at Wolverhampton wow!!!





28/11

-£5.00. Wished I'd stayed in bed!






29/11

+£48.77. Not great, but better than yesterday!




 
30/11

+£86.88. Not a lot of trades today but no losses, which helps a lot ...




 
01/12

-£10.37. A bleak Monday in early December and although I tried i just couldn't get matched!

 


 
02/12



03/12



04/12




You Fat Bastard!


Yep things have slipped somewhat over the last couple of weeks with regards to the diet. The munchfest culminated in the consumption of literally dozens of leftover wedding sandwiches this weekend after my eldest son was married. We all had a cracking time and for once I didn't get wrecked as I stayed on the Bavara Wit 0.0% lager all day and to be honest it was a great decision. I didn't particularly miss getting pissed and I definitely didn't miss the hangover!

On the wedding day there were one or two moments of shouting and swearing. The first was when we were halfway to the registry office and I realised that I'd forgotten my false zoobies! I was like 'all that fucking rushing about has made me forget to put my teeth in' much to the amusement of the passengers in my car! We then arrived only to find that you can't fucking park anywhere in Waltham Forest/Walthamstow without a permit! I dropped off the family, after screaming at some prick coming towards me on the wrong side of the road, and then drove around that shitehole shouting and swearing something along the lines of 'what a bunch of cunts, where the fuck are you supposed to fucking park in this shitehole!'





Now I know that I'm still a bit of a fanny magnet, but blimey, once I put that cardigan on the young girls were all over me like a rash ...




The evening entertainment was going well and as a group of us stood outside the club, which was in a secluded woodland spot, I noticed a couple of cars parked up near in the dark near some bushes, one of which had it's lights on. I mentioned that it must be the local doggers, at which point the bride and groom (my son) said 'we'll go and have a word'. Well my son only got halfway as he was so pissed that he walked into the end of an open gate, but the bride walked right up to the car and started talking to the passenger. Before we knew it three cars all turned there lights on, quickly reversed out and all fucked off!





So now it's back to a few good weeeks of training and diet in order to hit the ground running in 2016. I had started to combine some 30-40 minutes of cardio training on the cross trainer just before each of my yoga/pilates sessions so I'll be looking to do this again ... starts tomorrow!

The trading has been pretty mediocre and my attention span frequently dips to a level of non-existant. I have managed to up my stakes slightly so hopefully this will cover the sooper PC when it hits!



09/11

+£58.82. It looks as though the winter months could be pretty bleak  in terms of P&L!





10/11

 +£161.72. I was going great guns until I dropped £105 backing a 1.01 loser in the 15:30 doh!





11/11

+£148.27. I started the day by backing a 1.05 loser for £105! If I ever see that cunt Noel Fehily in real life I'm going to give him the biggest kick in the bollox he has ever had ....






... and then ask him for my fucking £105 back!







12/11

+£33.35. Pants ...




 
13/11

£124.46.  I had another poor start to the day but then traded steadily and at least made it into 3 figure territory.






14/11

+£43.25. I did a shite load of trading today, 56 races to be precise, and never got any momentum going ...




 
15/11

£127.08. It would have been a much better day today if the jockey hadn't fallen off of Drumlee Sunset at the start of the 13:00! It was still in the lead coming over the last ..




...but unfortunately he had chucked his jockey off about four minutes previously!





 
16/11

+£44.32. I won fuck all today but did get to go out on the piss in the evening and had a great time. The company that I worked for back in the 70's, yep I am an old fucker, holds a Xmas get-together every year and it's always good to meet up with ex-colleagues and chat about all the old times. Over the years we had a great time and I've lost count of the number of times that we went out on the piss, got totally wrecked and had great laughs. Some of the shit that we got up to was unbelievable!






17/11

+£140.74. One good trade early doors and then fuck all!






18/11

+£117.56. I wasn't going anywhere fast today until I managed to lay a 1.01 loser in the 15:30, which feeels much better than backing a 1.01 loser!




 
19/11

-£74.01. Dropped a few quid today doh!





20/11

Today I got to wear a cardigan for the first time in many years (see above) ...



21/11

+£34.00. 43 races traded and fuck all won doh!





Cursed and Living With Bellends!


My trading luck seems to have been cursed recently! A few weeks ago I backed one that unseated the rider at the start and also the one where the weight cloth had fallen off! Then last week I backed the fucker that weighed-in light! I also had a crafty B2L on Drumlee Sunset at the start as he lined up in front and took an early lead only for the fucker to unseat the jockey going around the first bend!




I've also backed one or 2 late in the place market and they've just been pipped for 3rd when the lazy, thick as shite, cheating cunt of a jockey has decided to stop riding the fucker 50 yards from the winning line! How the fuck do they get away with it? I swear if I ever went to the track I'd probably be nicked for GBH!

Now, as if this wasn't enough I also seem to be living with a bunch of cretins! After returning from one of my coastal trips in the Summer I noticed that my new freezer had gone apeshit and the inside resembled the fucking Arctic circle with ice everywhere. Apparently the electric had 'gone off' and now all of the food was covered in thick ice where it had obviously defrosted and had then been frosted again ..... so that all went into the bin!




Fast forward to Saturday and guess what? .... yep someone had left the door of the freezer open and all of the food contained within had defrosted! So another £100 worth of frozen grub hits the bin, but not before I had hurled it all over the kitchen accompanied by torrents of abuse. There were partly defrosted fish fingers, pizzas, frozen veg and sausages everwhere!



01/11

+£18.99. A poor day with losing trades all over the place!




 
02/11

-£12.44. Pants ...




 
03/11

+£70.33. Yep, I'm still fucking useless at Wolverhampton!





04/11

+£192.62.  A much needed nice steady day of trading ...






05/11
 
+£106.00.  Another steady and yet unremarkable day ...





06/11

-£179.55.  I started the day with a mixed bag of results and them chased a price and overstaked in the 15:30 and paid the price! The remainder of the day was pretty dismal but at least I kept the loss to under £200!




 
07/11

+£160.64. I had 43 trades today and only 3 small losses, which is always good, especially following a wank day like yesterday!




 08/11

 +£121.78. A bit up and down today ... but luckily mostly up!




 


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