Well now that Cheltenham is done and dusted we can all look forward to the upcoming flat season and the dream of untold riches! I had a few cracking days last year and I'm sure that if the conditions are similar (re: Betfair liquidity and action) then this year should be even better!
Accordingly I searched for a picture of 'flat jockeys' which resulted in this ...
Hey ho such is life (and fuck me surely he could have 'warmed-up a bit, if you catch my drift). Must have been fucking freezing when he had this pic taken ...
09/03
+£86.19. I negelected to update my blog for a few days so can't remember any specifics ...
10/03
+£79.19. Won @ Cheltenham and lost @ Wolves ... no fucking surprise there then ....
11/03
+£181.08. Back in the days of the exchange we used to call this an 'Eric' ...
... (as in Eric Bristow one huuundered and eeeeightyyy!!!) ...
12/03
+£102.50. I think that I can honestly say that I'm struggling at Chelmsford ...
13/03
-£13.38. It's particularly annoying when you fail to make the most of a Friday as this is usually one of the better days of the week in which to make some cash ...
14/03
-£17.15. So there I was chugging along on an unremarkable Saturday and edging slowly towards 3 figures and then I knocked-out £100+ in the penultimate race .... what a nob! ...
15/03
Mothers Day today so I popped over to see my Dad!
16/03
-£7.64. Taunton, Southwell and Chelmsford today .....enough said ...
The highlight of the day was buying a leg of lamb from Asda @ £3.97 per kilo ...
17/03
+£67.07. It took me until about 16:00 to realise why there was so much Irish racing on today
and why Wexford was packed to the rafters ...
18/03
+£79.95. Only two losses today but not in the much of winnings either ...
19/03
+£72.84. Another day of mediocreness (is that a word?)...
20/03
+£108.31. One of those days where a few small wins managed to get me into 3 figure territory ...
21/03
+£19.38. Pants Sunday ...
22/03
+£113.30. Thank fuck for the last race @ Downpatrick ...
23/03
+£31.84. Towcester, Taunton & Wolves = my worst nightmare!
24/03
+£13.87. And I thought that yesterday was bad ...
25/03
+£62.92. No losses today but once again my winnings were minimal ...
26/03
+£80.80. I must admit that I've had a couple of days recently where I've been bored shiteless ...
27/03
+£119.66. A good horse note got me a nice win for a relatively small stake in one of the early races @ Dundalk and that kind of made the day ...
28/03
+£61.76. The flat season started today and it was a bit of a poor effort for a Saturday, However, I didn't give a toss as I was out in the evening on the piss and watching my eldest son's gorgeous and talented girlfriend sing in a local boozer accompanied by her old man on the guitar. Plenty of alcohol was consumed and it was a great night!
29/03
+£87.53. Pants for most of the day and then nicked £50 in the last @ good old Limerick!
30/03
+£20.43. I was trundling towards three figure territory and then knocked-out £60 on that ponce of a horse that turned sharp left at the start ...
31/03
+£70.84. My first day of trading with my new teeth! I thought that they might give me extra powers but unfortunately not ...